An evil bore upon this earth
and I stood firm up in my berth
though, I faltered in my strength
when I laid my eyes upon its girth
The way it looked, the way it moved
How could this be evil, I began to muse
Certainly nothing as enchanting as it
would defile my untouched slit?
Its mouth like structure began to grin
as it drew near, and carressed my chin
Oh the feelings that rippled through my skin!
“Good girl, now open wide, I’m going in~”